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You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood Picture Quote #1

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your ‘huntin dog’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your ‘huntin dog’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)

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