You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
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You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’? (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)