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You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

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You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’?  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car  (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
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