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Your Birth Quotes

I hope my forgetting your birthday at least proves I'm no longer stalking you on Facebook Picture Quote #1

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Picture Quote #1

Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct Picture Quote #1

Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday Picture Quote #1

Anticipate the day as if it was your birthday and you are turning six again Picture Quote #1

O my dearest and most lovable thought, why should I try further to legitimize your birth? Picture Quote #1

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Though you strut proud of your money, yet fortune has not changed your birth Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat Picture Quote #1

I bet your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you were conceived by a virgin Picture Quote #1

I won’t let feeling like death stop me from celebrating your birth Picture Quote #1

May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth Picture Quote #1

Any company that ensures I never forget your birthday should be worth at least $100 billion Picture Quote #1

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Let’s count how many times we’ve celebrated your birthday this week Picture Quote #1

I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead Picture Quote #1

Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting Picture Quote #1

I want you to know that it is pleasure, not pain, that is your birthright Picture Quote #1

It’s your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down Picture Quote #1

Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright Picture Quote #1

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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people Picture Quote #1

Decisive moment: the one when you will be really alone. And it is perhaps this that makes her hesitate: not the void, but the vastness of the solitude. It’s as well if you are frightened of solitude. It’s a sign that you have come to the moment of your birth Picture Quote #1

Dying away from home, away from the soil of your birth - and to do so unseen and unmourned - is a profound horror Picture Quote #1

The truth for women living in a modern world is that they must take increasing responsibility for the skills they bring into birth if they want their birth to be natural. Making choices of where and with whom to birth is not the same as bringing knowledge and skills into your birth regardless of where and with whom you birth Picture Quote #1

Examine everything that you’ve been taught, not simply what you’ve been taught in school, but the images that have been held up to you since the time of your birth Picture Quote #1

Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday Picture Quote #1

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I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized Picture Quote #1

You only have one life. And you only have one life of worship. You have one brief opportunity in time to declare your allegiance, to unleash your affection, to exhault something or someone above all else. So don’t waste your worship on some little God, squandering your birthright on idols made only with human imagination. Guard your worship. And carefully evaluate all potential takers Picture Quote #1

There's a difference between thinking you deserve to be happy and knowing that you are worthy of being happy. Your being alive makes worthiness your birthright. You alone are enough Picture Quote #1

Stain not the glory of your worthy ancestors, but like them resolve never to part with your birthright; be wise in your deliberations, and determined in your exertions for the preservation of your liberties. Fllow not the dictates of passion, but enlist yourselves under the sacred banner of reason; use every method in your power to secure your rights Picture Quote #1

I prefer the retro chic of spending christmas just like joseph and mary did - traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there Picture Quote #1

You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday Picture Quote #1

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I hope my forgetting your birthday at least proves I'm no longer stalking you on Facebook (Your Birth Quotes) Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory (Your Birth Quotes) Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct (Your Birth Quotes) Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday (Your Birth Quotes) Anticipate the day as if it was your birthday and you are turning six again (Your Birth Quotes) O my dearest and most lovable thought, why should I try further to legitimize your birth? (Your Birth Quotes) Though you strut proud of your money, yet fortune has not changed your birth (Your Birth Quotes) You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (Your Birth Quotes) I bet your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you were conceived by a virgin (Your Birth Quotes) I won’t let feeling like death stop me from celebrating your birth (Your Birth Quotes) May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth (Your Birth Quotes) Any company that ensures I never forget your birthday should be worth at least $100 billion (Your Birth Quotes) Let’s count how many times we’ve celebrated your birthday this week (Your Birth Quotes) I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead (Your Birth Quotes) Your birthday party is so much more to me than just another mandatory office meeting (Your Birth Quotes) I want you to know that it is pleasure, not pain, that is your birthright (Your Birth Quotes) It’s your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down (Your Birth Quotes) Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright (Your Birth Quotes) If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people (Your Birth Quotes) Decisive moment: the one when you will be really alone. And it is perhaps this that makes her hesitate: not the void, but the vastness of the solitude. It’s as well if you are frightened of solitude. It’s a sign that you have come to the moment of your birth (Your Birth Quotes) Dying away from home, away from the soil of your birth - and to do so unseen and unmourned - is a profound horror (Your Birth Quotes) The truth for women living in a modern world is that they must take increasing responsibility for the skills they bring into birth if they want their birth to be natural. Making choices of where and with whom to birth is not the same as bringing knowledge and skills into your birth regardless of where and with whom you birth (Your Birth Quotes) Examine everything that you’ve been taught, not simply what you’ve been taught in school, but the images that have been held up to you since the time of your birth (Your Birth Quotes) Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday (Your Birth Quotes) I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized (Your Birth Quotes) You only have one life. And you only have one life of worship. You have one brief opportunity in time to declare your allegiance, to unleash your affection, to exhault something or someone above all else. So don’t waste your worship on some little God, squandering your birthright on idols made only with human imagination. Guard your worship. And carefully evaluate all potential takers (Your Birth Quotes) There's a difference between thinking you deserve to be happy and knowing that you are worthy of being happy. Your being alive makes worthiness your birthright. You alone are enough (Your Birth Quotes) Stain not the glory of your worthy ancestors, but like them resolve never to part with your birthright; be wise in your deliberations, and determined in your exertions for the preservation of your liberties. Fllow not the dictates of passion, but enlist yourselves under the sacred banner of reason; use every method in your power to secure your rights (Your Birth Quotes) I prefer the retro chic of spending christmas just like joseph and mary did - traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there (Your Birth Quotes) You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday (Your Birth Quotes)

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