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You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday Picture Quote #1

Birthday Wishes Are sent your way! To wish you Such Wonderful Day! Picture Quote #1

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday Picture Quote #1

That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity Picture Quote #1

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? Picture Quote #1

It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’ Picture Quote #1

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Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence Picture Quote #1

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it’s your birthday.’ Picture Quote #1

My birthday is Feb. 11, and I’m both excited and not excited by it. You’ll never be 15 again, and you really, really need to savor every day like it’s your last Picture Quote #1

Someone once I asked my son Cruz, ‘When’s your birthday?’ and he told them, ‘It’s just after Fashion Week!’ Picture Quote #1

Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson’s birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don’t really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know I’m a fan of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ and I’m rooting for your character.’ It was surreal! That’s how ‘PLL’ has changed my life Picture Quote #1

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don’t, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! Picture Quote #1

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You’re faithful, amusing and considerate, so your Capricorn star sign says, you’re also reserved and disciplined, but let your hair down, Its your Birthday Picture Quote #1

Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You’ve ever had! Picture Quote #1

Consider this on your birthday You’ve got life’s struggle beaten For 60 years you’ve ate And avoided being eaten Picture Quote #1

Love, light and blessings be On this day I wish to say ‘Health and Happiness to come your way’ Happy Birthday Picture Quote #1

Its a wonderful special day, because its all about you, a day full of cards and wishes, to celebrate your birthday through Picture Quote #1

I timed my previous wife’s pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan’s 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don’t just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan’s 50th birthday Picture Quote #1

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It don’t gotta be Mother’s Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama Picture Quote #1

Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun Picture Quote #1

This special birthday greeting, is sent from me to you, you are a wonderful lady, hope all your wishes come true Picture Quote #1

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap Picture Quote #1

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one Picture Quote #1

Start each day like it's your birthday Picture Quote #1

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Sorry your birthday is overshadowed by the holiday season Picture Quote #1

I hope you get the president you want for your birthday Picture Quote #1

My friends will judge you based on your birthday gift to me Picture Quote #1

Sorry your birthday is forever marred by a national tragedy Picture Quote #1

It’s your birthday, I’m controlling my excitment Picture Quote #1

Your birthday is the happiest day of my life Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) Birthday Wishes Are sent your way! To wish you Such Wonderful Day! (Your Birthday Quotes) Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity (Your Birthday Quotes) Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? (Your Birthday Quotes) It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’ (Your Birthday Quotes) Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence (Your Birthday Quotes) Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it’s your birthday.’ (Your Birthday Quotes) My birthday is Feb. 11, and I’m both excited and not excited by it. You’ll never be 15 again, and you really, really need to savor every day like it’s your last (Your Birthday Quotes) Someone once I asked my son Cruz, ‘When’s your birthday?’ and he told them, ‘It’s just after Fashion Week!’ (Your Birthday Quotes) Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson’s birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don’t really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know I’m a fan of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ and I’m rooting for your character.’ It was surreal! That’s how ‘PLL’ has changed my life (Your Birthday Quotes) At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don’t, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! (Your Birthday Quotes) You’re faithful, amusing and considerate, so your Capricorn star sign says, you’re also reserved and disciplined, but let your hair down, Its your Birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You’ve ever had! (Your Birthday Quotes) Consider this on your birthday You’ve got life’s struggle beaten For 60 years you’ve ate And avoided being eaten (Your Birthday Quotes) Love, light and blessings be On this day I wish to say ‘Health and Happiness to come your way’ Happy Birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) Its a wonderful special day, because its all about you, a day full of cards and wishes, to celebrate your birthday through. (Your Birthday Quotes) I timed my previous wife’s pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan’s 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don’t just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan’s 50th birthday. (Your Birthday Quotes) It don’t gotta be Mother’s Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama (Your Birthday Quotes) Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun. (Your Birthday Quotes) This special birthday greeting, is sent from me to you, you are a wonderful lady, hope all your wishes come true. (Your Birthday Quotes) Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap. (Your Birthday Quotes) Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one. (Your Birthday Quotes) Start each day like it's your birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) Sorry your birthday is overshadowed by the holiday season (Your Birthday Quotes) I hope you get the president you want for your birthday (Your Birthday Quotes) My friends will judge you based on your birthday gift to me (Your Birthday Quotes) Sorry your birthday is forever marred by a national tragedy (Your Birthday Quotes) It’s your birthday, I’m controlling my excitment (Your Birthday Quotes) Your birthday is the happiest day of my life (Your Birthday Quotes)

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