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Your Grandmother Quotes

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Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven  (Your Grandmother Quotes) There’s something about wearing clothes that your great-grandmother might have thought were nice that makes you look older.  (Your Grandmother Quotes) NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Don’t eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food. Don’t eat anything with more than five ingredients, or ingredients you can’t pronounce  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it  (Your Grandmother Quotes) One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother’s day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!  (Your Grandmother Quotes) When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your grandfather was Nat Turner; your grandfather was Toussaint L’Ouverture; your grandfather was Hannibal. It was your grandfather’s hands who forged civilization and it was your grandmother’s hands who rocked the cradle of civilization. But the textbooks tell our children nothing  (Your Grandmother Quotes) I’d RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I’d RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face  (Your Grandmother Quotes) As a grandmother, I’ve learned that you can’t buy love. But your grandchildren are disappointed when you don’t try.  (Your Grandmother Quotes) One of the great tragedies I see is people not putting every effort into the foundation of their marriage. My grandmother told me that it’s one man and one woman for life and that your marriage is worth fighting for.  (Your Grandmother Quotes) I think one of the things that writers and creative artists generally have to deal with is the censors that we have in our heads, the voices that we have that say you better not tell that and don’t tell that, and people will think you’re not a good girl, and your grandmother’s going to be mad at you and all of those things.  (Your Grandmother Quotes) No matter what you do, your grandmother thinks it’s wonderful  (Your Grandmother Quotes) You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother  (Your Grandmother Quotes) It follows that if you are not a mother you are not a grandmother. Your life has become unpunctuated, whereas the lives of other women around you have these distinct phases  (Your Grandmother Quotes) My grandmother always told me you must keep to your old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth, be careful and stay positive  (Your Grandmother Quotes) You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Is it on your grandmother’s or grandfather’s side that you are descended from an ape?  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Conservatism is the policy of making no changes and consulting your grandmother when in doubt  (Your Grandmother Quotes) As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will  (Your Grandmother Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Consider your second attention as a spiritual perceiver. Consider how you use it. You may plead innocence. You’re not doing anything wrong. Don’t feel that you’ve sinned. You have done what you had to do to survive, as did your mother, as did your grandmother  (Your Grandmother Quotes) In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it  (Your Grandmother Quotes) He says when your grandmother died your mother cried solidly for a week, solidly. She was crying with relief he says, it was like as if a door had been unlocked and she’d been let outside, she said to me I’m safe now. He waits, and he says this kid, when it’s born, you mustn’t ever let it think it’s anything other than a gift and a blessing, do you hear me?  (Your Grandmother Quotes) It’s still the best game in town because you don’t have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball  (Your Grandmother Quotes) My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and so on, freedom of speech, but your grandmother should also be able to walk down the street at night without having to worry about getting mugged  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other  (Your Grandmother Quotes) I think it’s important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you’re from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and pass that information off to your kids  (Your Grandmother Quotes) Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion  (Your Grandmother Quotes)
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