|

|

Advertisements

Your Mom Quotes

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good Picture Quote #1

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries Picture Quote #1

Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom Picture Quote #1

My mom says that any choice I make is okay because I love myself. Your mom is wrong Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house Picture Quote #1

Before you hurt a girl, think about how your mom would feel if your dad did what you’re doing Picture Quote #1

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won’t even get in the car with me Picture Quote #1

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center Picture Quote #1

So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you’re doing your homework Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active in front of your mom Picture Quote #1

Do u know why love is blind? Love is blind because, your mom started to love you before seeing you Picture Quote #1

Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't ever see your mom get sick because she handles everything. And it's kind of amazing I think to show people just how strong women are Picture Quote #1

Being depressed is like being grounded except it's your brain ruining your life instead of your mom Picture Quote #1

For all my love little monsters I am your mom you are my child in my hand I protect you like my eyes but don't worry ill cacth you if you fall Picture Quote #1

I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust? Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad. Then I got out of high school and moved out of the house, and I just started, for lack of a better term, running free Picture Quote #1

And that’s when I realized that there’s really two ways people cry. You cry when you’re sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you are really sad. The tears you cry for yourself? Those are kid tears. You’re crying because you want somebody to help you or pick you up. Your mom, your dad, the old lady next door... anyone Picture Quote #1

That’s the real excellent scary part, that feeling, and that feeling won’t come if the lady from next door is there and your mom won’t ride the ride, because what brings on that feeling most is when your mom rides wedged in tight with you and your brother on nights like this, when your mom will scream the excellent scream, the scream that people you see in snatches on the boardwalk stop and stare for, the scream that stops the ride next door, the scream that tells us to our hearts the bolts have finally broken Picture Quote #1

It’s my experience that you first feel the impulse to write in your chest. It’s like falling in love, only more so. It feels like something criminal. It feels like unspeakably wild sex. So, think: When you feel the overpowering need to go out and find some unspeakably wild sex, do you rush to tell your mom about it? Picture Quote #1

Do you know how you get the urge to clean your room, and it’s no big deal? But when your mom tells you that you have to clean your room, you don’t want to? That’s me, anyway Picture Quote #1

One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you Picture Quote #1

When you can impress your mom by saying you’ve been to someone’s concert, you know you’re pretty lame Picture Quote #1

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up Picture Quote #1

Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn’t that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water Picture Quote #1

Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream Picture Quote #1

Don’t blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there’s this new club called civilization and you guys should join Picture Quote #1

1 2 3 4

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good (Your Mom Quotes) I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries (Your Mom Quotes) Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry (Your Mom Quotes) It doesn’t matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom (Your Mom Quotes) My mom says that any choice I make is okay because I love myself. Your mom is wrong (Your Mom Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events (Your Mom Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house (Your Mom Quotes) Before you hurt a girl, think about how your mom would feel if your dad did what you’re doing (Your Mom Quotes) I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won’t even get in the car with me (Your Mom Quotes) Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar (Your Mom Quotes) You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center (Your Mom Quotes) So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you’re doing your homework (Your Mom Quotes) That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active in front of your mom (Your Mom Quotes) Do u know why love is blind? Love is blind because, your mom started to love you before seeing you (Your Mom Quotes) Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like you don't ever see your mom get sick because she handles everything. And it's kind of amazing I think to show people just how strong women are (Your Mom Quotes) Being depressed is like being grounded except it's your brain ruining your life instead of your mom (Your Mom Quotes) For all my love little monsters I am your mom you are my child in my hand I protect you like my eyes but don't worry ill cacth you if you fall (Your Mom Quotes) I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust? (Your Mom Quotes) I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad. Then I got out of high school and moved out of the house, and I just started, for lack of a better term, running free (Your Mom Quotes) And that’s when I realized that there’s really two ways people cry. You cry when you’re sorry for yourself, and then you cry when you are really sad. The tears you cry for yourself? Those are kid tears. You’re crying because you want somebody to help you or pick you up. Your mom, your dad, the old lady next door... anyone (Your Mom Quotes) That’s the real excellent scary part, that feeling, and that feeling won’t come if the lady from next door is there and your mom won’t ride the ride, because what brings on that feeling most is when your mom rides wedged in tight with you and your brother on nights like this, when your mom will scream the excellent scream, the scream that people you see in snatches on the boardwalk stop and stare for, the scream that stops the ride next door, the scream that tells us to our hearts the bolts have finally broken (Your Mom Quotes) It’s my experience that you first feel the impulse to write in your chest. It’s like falling in love, only more so. It feels like something criminal. It feels like unspeakably wild sex. So, think: When you feel the overpowering need to go out and find some unspeakably wild sex, do you rush to tell your mom about it? (Your Mom Quotes) Do you know how you get the urge to clean your room, and it’s no big deal? But when your mom tells you that you have to clean your room, you don’t want to? That’s me, anyway (Your Mom Quotes) One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom (Your Mom Quotes) Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you (Your Mom Quotes) When you can impress your mom by saying you’ve been to someone’s concert, you know you’re pretty lame (Your Mom Quotes) There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up (Your Mom Quotes) Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn’t that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water (Your Mom Quotes) Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream (Your Mom Quotes) Don’t blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there’s this new club called civilization and you guys should join (Your Mom Quotes)

1 2 3 4