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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp (Your Wife Quotes)
Husband's, don't criticize your wife's judgement, always remember who she chose to marry (Your Wife Quotes)
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest (Your Wife Quotes)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag (Your Wife Quotes)
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation (Your Wife Quotes)
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing (Your Wife Quotes)
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity (Your Wife Quotes)
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Never argue with your wife about hostility when she’s a certified Freudian (Your Wife Quotes)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her (Your Wife Quotes)
Mad with your wife? Go to the kitchen, and close all the jars really tight (Your Wife Quotes)
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security (Your Wife Quotes)
On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public (Your Wife Quotes)
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love (Your Wife Quotes)
If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle (Your Wife Quotes)
Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to (Your Wife Quotes)
As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness (Your Wife Quotes)
You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
It’s not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway (Your Wife Quotes)
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook (Your Wife Quotes)
Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she’s amazing (Your Wife Quotes)
That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change (Your Wife Quotes)
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed (Your Wife Quotes)
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once (Your Wife Quotes)
Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion (Your Wife Quotes)
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I’m going to get it tattooed on my forehead (Your Wife Quotes)
If your wife locks you out of the house, you don’t have a problem with your door (Your Wife Quotes)
If at first you don’t succeed try doing it the way your wife told you (Your Wife Quotes)