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Your Wife Quotes

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears Picture Quote #1

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing Picture Quote #1

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it while in the act of warning your wife not to Picture Quote #1

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife Picture Quote #1

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife Picture Quote #1

Cheating. Don’t let your wife find out where your girlfriend lives, or borrow your truck Picture Quote #1

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once Picture Quote #1

Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean Picture Quote #1

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Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other - it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other Picture Quote #1

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting Picture Quote #1

To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear Picture Quote #1

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me Picture Quote #1

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers Picture Quote #1

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage Picture Quote #1

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This diamond he greets your wife withal by the name of most kind hostess, and shut up in measureless content Picture Quote #1

If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers Picture Quote #1

I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children Picture Quote #1

You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a women's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town Picture Quote #1

If your wife gives you her heart, you must take it, thankfully, and use it well, and not pull it in pieces, and laugh in her face, because she cannot snatch it away Picture Quote #1

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is Picture Quote #1

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There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife Picture Quote #1

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station Picture Quote #1

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children’s feelings, but I’m making up for that now. I’m winning my children’s trust back Picture Quote #1

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you Picture Quote #1

You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values Picture Quote #1

You know, my life’s changed now. I’m starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You’re supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right Picture Quote #1

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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears (Your Wife Quotes) A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing (Your Wife Quotes) Humor is falling downstairs if you do it while in the act of warning your wife not to (Your Wife Quotes) Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife (Your Wife Quotes) An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife (Your Wife Quotes) Cheating. Don’t let your wife find out where your girlfriend lives, or borrow your truck (Your Wife Quotes) The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once (Your Wife Quotes) Family is the most important thing. Family starts with your wife and your kids (Your Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (Your Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen (Your Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Your Wife Quotes) If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean (Your Wife Quotes) Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other - it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other (Your Wife Quotes) Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting (Your Wife Quotes) To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear (Your Wife Quotes) Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me (Your Wife Quotes) As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers (Your Wife Quotes) You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage (Your Wife Quotes) This diamond he greets your wife withal by the name of most kind hostess, and shut up in measureless content (Your Wife Quotes) If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers (Your Wife Quotes) I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children (Your Wife Quotes) You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a women's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town (Your Wife Quotes) If your wife gives you her heart, you must take it, thankfully, and use it well, and not pull it in pieces, and laugh in her face, because she cannot snatch it away (Your Wife Quotes) Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is (Your Wife Quotes) There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife (Your Wife Quotes) Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station (Your Wife Quotes) As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children’s feelings, but I’m making up for that now. I’m winning my children’s trust back (Your Wife Quotes) Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you (Your Wife Quotes) You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values (Your Wife Quotes) You know, my life’s changed now. I’m starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You’re supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right (Your Wife Quotes)

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