|

|

Advertisements

Your Wife Quotes

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children Picture Quote #1

You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat Picture Quote #1

The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her Picture Quote #1

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return? Picture Quote #1

As a man, I’ve learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking Picture Quote #1

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too cold. You will always have some excuse not to live your life Picture Quote #1

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern Picture Quote #1

Spread love everywhere you go; first of all in your house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier Picture Quote #1

Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you’re forced to pull together. You have to become a united front Picture Quote #1

If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies Picture Quote #1

Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer conversations? Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

There are many things you shouldn’t measure. Don’t, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife! Picture Quote #1

There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you’ve tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction Picture Quote #1

Love’s about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she’s simply the best person you’ve ever known Picture Quote #1

It was a strange thing, to still be in love with your wife and to not know if you liked her. What would happen when this was all over? Could you forgive someone if she hurt you and the people you love, if she truly believed she was only trying to help? I had filed for divorce, but that wasn’t what I really wanted. What I really wanted was for all of us to go back two years, and start over. Had I ever really told her that? Picture Quote #1

There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile to your lips before it brings a tear to your eye. It will happen. My prayer for you is that day will come sooner than later Picture Quote #1

The word relationship is beautiful. The original meaning of the root from which the word to relate comes is exactly the same as to respond. Relationship comes from that word respond. If you have any image of your wife or husband, you cannot respond, and hence relate, to the truth of the person. And we all go on carrying images Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you’re getting yourself into it. and of course he doesn’t listen to me and he adopts this child Picture Quote #1

There is a red and angry world. Red things happen there. The world eats your wife. And eats your friends. It eats all the things that make you human. And it turns you into a monster Picture Quote #1

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation Picture Quote #1

Once you’ve married, be strict but just with your wife, don’t allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: Don’t forget that I made you happy Picture Quote #1

I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won’t tell your wife Picture Quote #1

Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear Picture Quote #1

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he’ll rape your wife in your own bed Picture Quote #1

I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without Picture Quote #1

If you’ve never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you’re an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn’t understand Picture Quote #1

You should express regularly to your wife and children your reverence and respect for her. Indeed, one of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother Picture Quote #1

You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team Picture Quote #1

1 2 3 4 5 6

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children (Your Wife Quotes) You can’t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat (Your Wife Quotes) The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her (Your Wife Quotes) Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return? (Your Wife Quotes) As a man, I’ve learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking (Your Wife Quotes) Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere (Your Wife Quotes) The air will always be to filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. Your wife too cold. You will always have some excuse not to live your life (Your Wife Quotes) A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern (Your Wife Quotes) Spread love everywhere you go; first of all in your house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier (Your Wife Quotes) Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you’re forced to pull together. You have to become a united front (Your Wife Quotes) If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies (Your Wife Quotes) Is there anyone to whom you entrust a greater number of serious matters than your wife? And is there anyone with whom you have fewer conversations? (Your Wife Quotes) There are many things you shouldn’t measure. Don’t, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife! (Your Wife Quotes) There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you’ve tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction (Your Wife Quotes) Love’s about finding the one person who makes your heart complete. Who makes you a better person than you ever dreamed you could be. Its about looking in the eyes of your wife and knowing all the way to your bones that she’s simply the best person you’ve ever known (Your Wife Quotes) It was a strange thing, to still be in love with your wife and to not know if you liked her. What would happen when this was all over? Could you forgive someone if she hurt you and the people you love, if she truly believed she was only trying to help? I had filed for divorce, but that wasn’t what I really wanted. What I really wanted was for all of us to go back two years, and start over. Had I ever really told her that? (Your Wife Quotes) There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile to your lips before it brings a tear to your eye. It will happen. My prayer for you is that day will come sooner than later (Your Wife Quotes) The word relationship is beautiful. The original meaning of the root from which the word to relate comes is exactly the same as to respond. Relationship comes from that word respond. If you have any image of your wife or husband, you cannot respond, and hence relate, to the truth of the person. And we all go on carrying images (Your Wife Quotes) You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you’re getting yourself into it. and of course he doesn’t listen to me and he adopts this child (Your Wife Quotes) There is a red and angry world. Red things happen there. The world eats your wife. And eats your friends. It eats all the things that make you human. And it turns you into a monster (Your Wife Quotes) If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation (Your Wife Quotes) Once you’ve married, be strict but just with your wife, don’t allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: Don’t forget that I made you happy (Your Wife Quotes) I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won’t tell your wife (Your Wife Quotes) Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife (Your Wife Quotes) One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear (Your Wife Quotes) If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he’ll rape your wife in your own bed (Your Wife Quotes) I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without (Your Wife Quotes) If you’ve never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you’re an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn’t understand (Your Wife Quotes) You should express regularly to your wife and children your reverence and respect for her. Indeed, one of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother (Your Wife Quotes) You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team (Your Wife Quotes)

1 2 3 4 5 6