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Zach Braff Quotes

I mean, nobody’s ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we’re all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it Picture Quote #1

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I’m successful, and I am Picture Quote #1

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They’re probably still hanging there Picture Quote #1

If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred Picture Quote #1

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents Picture Quote #1

Look on the bright side; that’s one bullet that’s not going to hit me Picture Quote #1

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I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever get married...it just wouldn’t be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her Picture Quote #1

I had no interest in sports so I didn’t make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown Picture Quote #1

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who’s to say which is more important? Picture Quote #1

Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me Picture Quote #1

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better Picture Quote #1

They don’t know I’m staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? Picture Quote #1

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The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit Picture Quote #1

I’d always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, what I was daydreaming about in my dressing room is that one day I would do it Picture Quote #1

People have called me fake, but personally, I don’t think I’m fake because I’m so insincere Picture Quote #1

It’s a really fun hobby to set imagery to music, and finding the right songs for that. Your favorite song in the world might not work at all... for one reason or another Picture Quote #1

I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t affect the conversations I have in my head about life, and worries and fears and insecurities Picture Quote #1

I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities Picture Quote #1

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It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I’m not some whiny loser punk, I’m a man’s man Picture Quote #1

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies Picture Quote #1

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you’re racist Picture Quote #1

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I’m gonna throw Picture Quote #1

$It’s funny when I read the tabloids and they’re reporting on only a fraction of the life I’m leading Picture Quote #1$

When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time Picture Quote #1

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I don’t care about image and all that nonsense. I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all Picture Quote #1

It’s a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them Picture Quote #1

They put all this money into these huge films and then no one goes to see them. That sort of shows they’re out of touch. Then everyone in town passes on my little movie and it does really well Picture Quote #1

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I’m above the rules because I put up with that for seven years Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? Picture Quote #1

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with Picture Quote #1

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I mean, nobody’s ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we’re all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. (Zach Braff Quotes) I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I’m successful, and I am. (Zach Braff Quotes) Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They’re probably still hanging there. (Zach Braff Quotes) If we’ve learned anything, it’s that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. (Zach Braff Quotes) I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents. (Zach Braff Quotes) Look on the bright side; that’s one bullet that’s not going to hit me (Zach Braff Quotes) I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever get married...it just wouldn’t be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her. (Zach Braff Quotes) I had no interest in sports so I didn’t make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown. (Zach Braff Quotes) I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who’s to say which is more important? (Zach Braff Quotes) Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me. (Zach Braff Quotes) You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better. (Zach Braff Quotes) They don’t know I’m staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? (Zach Braff Quotes) The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit. (Zach Braff Quotes) I’d always fantasized about writing a new play. Even when I had all this success in television, what I was daydreaming about in my dressing room is that one day I would do it. (Zach Braff Quotes) People have called me fake, but personally, I don’t think I’m fake because I’m so insincere. (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s a really fun hobby to set imagery to music, and finding the right songs for that. Your favorite song in the world might not work at all... for one reason or another. (Zach Braff Quotes) I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t affect the conversations I have in my head about life, and worries and fears and insecurities. (Zach Braff Quotes) I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities. (Zach Braff Quotes) It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I’m not some whiny loser punk, I’m a man’s man. (Zach Braff Quotes) I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies (Zach Braff Quotes) Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you’re racist (Zach Braff Quotes) Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I’m gonna throw. (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s funny when I read the tabloids and they’re reporting on only a fraction of the life I’m leading. (Zach Braff Quotes) When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time. (Zach Braff Quotes) I don’t care about image and all that nonsense. I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all. (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. (Zach Braff Quotes) They put all this money into these huge films and then no one goes to see them. That sort of shows they’re out of touch. Then everyone in town passes on my little movie and it does really well. (Zach Braff Quotes) They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I’m above the rules because I put up with that for seven years. (Zach Braff Quotes) There’s a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? (Zach Braff Quotes) Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with. (Zach Braff Quotes)

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