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Zebra Quotes

A zebra does not change its spots Picture Quote #1

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray Picture Quote #1

A zebra can not change it’s spots Picture Quote #1

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing Picture Quote #1

One wants to move through life with elegance and grace, blossoming infrequently but with exquisite taste, and perfect timing, like a rare bloom, a zebra orchid... One wants... But one so seldom gets what one wants, does one? Picture Quote #1

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes Picture Quote #1

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I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard Picture Quote #1

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can’t figure out whether it’s black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me Picture Quote #1

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Picture Quote #1

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can’t figure out whether it’s black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me Picture Quote #1

A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence? Picture Quote #1

It’s a wonder you don’t see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often Picture Quote #1

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There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go Picture Quote #1

The perfect tattoo... The one I believe we are all struggling toward... Is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra Picture Quote #1

I’ve eaten sheep’s eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce Picture Quote #1

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame Picture Quote #1

Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that can be closed and put on the shelf or left behind at a bed and breakfast; they clench their eyes shut, so they will see no evil. But trust me when I tell you that the zebra is real. Somewhere, the zebra is dancing Picture Quote #1

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs Picture Quote #1

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A zebra does not change its spots (Zebra Quotes) How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray (Zebra Quotes) A zebra can not change it’s spots (Zebra Quotes) Somewhere, the zebra is dancing (Zebra Quotes) One wants to move through life with elegance and grace, blossoming infrequently but with exquisite taste, and perfect timing, like a rare bloom, a zebra orchid... One wants... But one so seldom gets what one wants, does one? (Zebra Quotes) I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes (Zebra Quotes) I turned around, stepped over the Zebra and threw myself overboard (Zebra Quotes) Everytime I look at a zebra, I can’t figure out whether it’s black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me (Zebra Quotes) I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? (Zebra Quotes) Everytime I look at a zebra, I can’t figure out whether it’s black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me. (Zebra Quotes) A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence? (Zebra Quotes) It’s a wonder you don’t see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often (Zebra Quotes) There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go (Zebra Quotes) The perfect tattoo... The one I believe we are all struggling toward... Is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra (Zebra Quotes) I’ve eaten sheep’s eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce (Zebra Quotes) I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame (Zebra Quotes) Demon. Gremlin. Poltergeist. Ghost. Phantom. Spirit. Shadow. Ghoul. Devil. People are afraid of them, so they relegate their existence to stories, volumes of books that can be closed and put on the shelf or left behind at a bed and breakfast; they clench their eyes shut, so they will see no evil. But trust me when I tell you that the zebra is real. Somewhere, the zebra is dancing (Zebra Quotes) I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs (Zebra Quotes)