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With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer (Zer Quotes)
Women, because they are not generally the principal breadwinners, can be perhaps most useful as the trail blazers, working along the bypaths, doing the unusual job that men cannot afford to gamble on (Zer Quotes)
If the king is in the palace, nobody looks at the walls. It is when he is gone, and the house is filled with grooms and gazers, that we turn from the people, to find relief in the majestic men that are suggested by the pictures and the architecture (Zer Quotes)
On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! (Zer Quotes)
As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples hasten through on the way to the main course (Zer Quotes)
A person moving in zero gravity feels a pitiful helplessness. One wrong move and you find yourself spinning wildly. Everyone becomes a baby again in outer space, laboriously learning how to walk (Zer Quotes)
They wrongly believe that good intentions move mountains. Bulldozers move mountains. But there are exceptions (Zer Quotes)
Being rich is a good thing. Not just in the obvious sense of benefitting you and your family, but in the broader sense. Profits are not a zero sum game. The more you make, the more of a financial impact you can have (Zer Quotes)
What? You seek something? You wish to multiply yourself tenfold, a hundredfold? You seek followers? Seek zeros! (Zer Quotes)
The great appeal of the doctrine that the mind is a blank slate is the simple mathematical fact that zero equals zero (Zer Quotes)
My parents are my backbone. Still are. They’re the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40 (Zer Quotes)
I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence (Zer Quotes)
Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate (Zer Quotes)
We have an opportunity for everyone in the world to have access to all the world’s information. This has never before been possible. Why is ubiquitous information so profound? It’s a tremendous equalizer. Information is power (Zer Quotes)
It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers, one atom at a time, you would produce a mound of fine atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive but all of which had once been you (Zer Quotes)
Whoever rises above those who once pleased themselves with equality, will have many malevolent gazers at his eminence (Zer Quotes)
Switzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes, placed in the most romantic region of the world (Zer Quotes)
In the theory of gender I began from zero. There is no masculine power or privilege I did not covet. But slowly, step by step, decade by decade, I was forced to acknowledge that even a woman of abnormal will cannot escape her hormonal identity (Zer Quotes)
Governance should be designed as an equalizer. Democrats are more inclined towards working families and those who are struggling for a better life (Zer Quotes)
During holiday parties I end up recycling a lot of my cocktail dresses and just wearing a layering piece, like a blazer and tights, with it (Zer Quotes)
You don’t want a slob, but you don’t want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers (Zer Quotes)
I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot’s body (Zer Quotes)
I’m not an analyzer. I’ve got a son that analyzes everything and everybody. But I don’t analyze people (Zer Quotes)
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero (Zer Quotes)
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? (Zer Quotes)
A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not a zero-sum game, but we need to hone our skills to stay in play (Zer Quotes)
I’m a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds (Zer Quotes)
Margaret found that the indifferent, careless conversations of one who, however kind, was not too warm and anxious a sympathizer, did her good (Zer Quotes)
My stomach lurched, an appetizer before the full portion of heartache I had a feeling was going to be served at some point soon (Zer Quotes)
There are millions of chords. There are millions of numbers. And everyone forgets the one that is a zero. But without the zero, numbers are just arithmetic. Without the empty chord, music is just noise (Zer Quotes)