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Zipper Quotes

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper Picture Quote #1

The zipper opened all the way down our spines Picture Quote #1

A good artist’s always got his hand in his zipper Picture Quote #1

Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer Picture Quote #1

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper Picture Quote #1

Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper Picture Quote #1

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I’ve no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who’d do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Picture Quote #1

I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is wired this way. Some people can shrug expectations off their shoulders like a cardigan, remaining cool and breezy. Others wear them like a parka with a stuck zipper, hot and stifling Picture Quote #1

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth Picture Quote #1

The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you’d explode if you took another bite. I’d eat my plate and then everyone else’s leftovers Picture Quote #1

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed Picture Quote #1

I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to open me up five times in four months... It was in the bottom of my back, the same incision. They should have put a zipper on it Picture Quote #1

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That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don’t want to say anything because you don’t have a good excuse for why you were looking that low Picture Quote #1

The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour Picture Quote #1

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down Picture Quote #1

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down Picture Quote #1

To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth Picture Quote #1

The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you’d explode if you took another bite. I’d eat my plate and then everyone else’s leftovers Picture Quote #1

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Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it’s down Picture Quote #1

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real Picture Quote #1

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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper (Zipper Quotes) The zipper opened all the way down our spines (Zipper Quotes) A good artist’s always got his hand in his zipper (Zipper Quotes) Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer (Zipper Quotes) Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper (Zipper Quotes) Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper (Zipper Quotes) I’ve no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who’d do up the zipper on the back of your dress? (Zipper Quotes) I think, as most of us do, I put such high expectations on myself that this spills over onto other people. And not everyone is wired this way. Some people can shrug expectations off their shoulders like a cardigan, remaining cool and breezy. Others wear them like a parka with a stuck zipper, hot and stifling. (Zipper Quotes) To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth. (Zipper Quotes) The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you’d explode if you took another bite. I’d eat my plate and then everyone else’s leftovers. (Zipper Quotes) Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who’s wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn’t get the zipper closed. (Zipper Quotes) I had a disc giving me a lot of trouble, and I had four surgeries. Then I had a staph infection, so they had to open me up five times in four months... It was in the bottom of my back, the same incision. They should have put a zipper on it. (Zipper Quotes) That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don’t want to say anything because you don’t have a good excuse for why you were looking that low (Zipper Quotes) The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour (Zipper Quotes) First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down (Zipper Quotes) First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down (Zipper Quotes) To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth (Zipper Quotes) The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the table when the zipper was down and you’d explode if you took another bite. I’d eat my plate and then everyone else’s leftovers (Zipper Quotes) Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it’s down (Zipper Quotes) I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper (Zipper Quotes) I don’t want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real (Zipper Quotes)