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Bloke Quotes

You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is Picture Quote #1

Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: ‘Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you’re Uncle Vernon?’ I said: ‘Get a grip. It’s 11:30 at night - what’s he doing out of bed? I’m not here to entertain people at this time of night Picture Quote #1

I’d rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don’t need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time Picture Quote #1

People presume just because you’re a bigger bloke that you wouldn’t be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn’t be further from the truth Picture Quote #1

The interesting thing about Hain is that he’s not a very interesting character. He’s not fabulously clever. He’s not a great policeman. He’s not hugely charismatic. I’d describe him as a kind-of Chekhovian character. He’s an ordinary bloke, to whom extraordinary things have happened. Which is quite hard to play, I have to say Picture Quote #1

The biggest battles in human history can only ever be seen through the eyes of the bloke on the front line, and that’s by definition a very focused view and one that will vary from individual to individual Picture Quote #1

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You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is Picture Quote #1

A good education gives you confidence to stick up your hand for anything - whether it is the job you want, or the bloke. And the more you stick up your hand, the better your chances are that you will get what you want Picture Quote #1

I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn’t be too bad if the weather warmed up Picture Quote #1

Confidence in a bloke would be arrogance in a woman. For years, I didn’t give interviews because I was scared of people judging me or thinking I was arrogant Picture Quote #1

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn’t deliver pizza Picture Quote #1

In fact, in Europe, I’m more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff Picture Quote #1

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I’m wary of the word glam because I think that became the all-inclusive term with for any bloke with lipstick on, which is fine, you know, and that’s what it is when it comes down to the public level Picture Quote #1

The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief Picture Quote #1

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong Picture Quote #1

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’ Picture Quote #1

I even tried to join the army, but they wouldn't have me. The bloke in the uniform took one look at my ugly mug and said, ‘Sorry, we want subjects, not objects' Picture Quote #1

I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I’m pretty fit for an old bloke Picture Quote #1

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Brock’s a big bloke, isn’t he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend, you’d tuck him in! Picture Quote #1

You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise life is like some film where the money ran out, and there are no sets, or locations, or supporting actors, and it’s just one bloke on his own staring into the camera with nothing to do and nobody to speak to, and who’d believe in this character then? Picture Quote #1

I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I don’t like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box Picture Quote #1

Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke Picture Quote #1

Look, I’ve always been a confident bloke. I’m grateful to my mother for that Picture Quote #1

I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn’t be too bad if the weather warmed up Picture Quote #1

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Businesses are made by people. We’ve proven time and time again that you can have wonderful shop, and put a bloke in there who’s no good, and he’ll stuff it up. Put a good bloke in, and it just turns around like that Picture Quote #1

Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make sure some of this is squirreled away somewhere. Knowing you still have possibilities is a luxury. Knowing I might have given them to you has alleviated something for me Picture Quote #1

I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life Picture Quote #1

Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got bullied into joining the group? Picture Quote #1

That did it. I’d gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn, magicians, humans... it made no difference.I’d been summoned, manhandled, shot at, captured, constricted, bossed about and generally taken for granted. And now, to cap it all, this bloke is joining in too, when all I’d been doing was quietly trying to kill him Picture Quote #1

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out Picture Quote #1

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You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is (Bloke Quotes) Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: ‘Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you’re Uncle Vernon?’ I said: ‘Get a grip. It’s 11:30 at night - what’s he doing out of bed? I’m not here to entertain people at this time of night. (Bloke Quotes) I’d rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don’t need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. (Bloke Quotes) People presume just because you’re a bigger bloke that you wouldn’t be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. (Bloke Quotes) The interesting thing about Hain is that he’s not a very interesting character. He’s not fabulously clever. He’s not a great policeman. He’s not hugely charismatic. I’d describe him as a kind-of Chekhovian character. He’s an ordinary bloke, to whom extraordinary things have happened. Which is quite hard to play, I have to say. (Bloke Quotes) The biggest battles in human history can only ever be seen through the eyes of the bloke on the front line, and that’s by definition a very focused view and one that will vary from individual to individual. (Bloke Quotes) You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. (Bloke Quotes) A good education gives you confidence to stick up your hand for anything - whether it is the job you want, or the bloke. And the more you stick up your hand, the better your chances are that you will get what you want. (Bloke Quotes) I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn’t be too bad if the weather warmed up. (Bloke Quotes) Confidence in a bloke would be arrogance in a woman. For years, I didn’t give interviews because I was scared of people judging me or thinking I was arrogant. (Bloke Quotes) Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn’t deliver pizza (Bloke Quotes) In fact, in Europe, I’m more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff (Bloke Quotes) I’m wary of the word glam because I think that became the all-inclusive term with for any bloke with lipstick on, which is fine, you know, and that’s what it is when it comes down to the public level (Bloke Quotes) The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief (Bloke Quotes) I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong (Bloke Quotes) So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’ (Bloke Quotes) I even tried to join the army, but they wouldn't have me. The bloke in the uniform took one look at my ugly mug and said, ‘Sorry, we want subjects, not objects' (Bloke Quotes) I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I’m pretty fit for an old bloke (Bloke Quotes) Brock’s a big bloke, isn’t he? If you found him in bed with your girlfriend, you’d tuck him in! (Bloke Quotes) You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise life is like some film where the money ran out, and there are no sets, or locations, or supporting actors, and it’s just one bloke on his own staring into the camera with nothing to do and nobody to speak to, and who’d believe in this character then? (Bloke Quotes) I’m a tidy sort of bloke. I don’t like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box (Bloke Quotes) Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke (Bloke Quotes) Look, I’ve always been a confident bloke. I’m grateful to my mother for that (Bloke Quotes) I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn’t be too bad if the weather warmed up (Bloke Quotes) Businesses are made by people. We’ve proven time and time again that you can have wonderful shop, and put a bloke in there who’s no good, and he’ll stuff it up. Put a good bloke in, and it just turns around like that (Bloke Quotes) Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make sure some of this is squirreled away somewhere. Knowing you still have possibilities is a luxury. Knowing I might have given them to you has alleviated something for me (Bloke Quotes) I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life (Bloke Quotes) Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got bullied into joining the group? (Bloke Quotes) That did it. I’d gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn, magicians, humans... it made no difference.I’d been summoned, manhandled, shot at, captured, constricted, bossed about and generally taken for granted. And now, to cap it all, this bloke is joining in too, when all I’d been doing was quietly trying to kill him (Bloke Quotes) Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out (Bloke Quotes)

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