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Drunk Quotes

If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk Picture Quote #2

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

Irish yoga Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

Write drunk. Edit sober Picture Quote #1

The more you ignore me, the more drunk I get Picture Quote #1

I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man Picture Quote #1

In dog beers i've only had one Picture Quote #1

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you Picture Quote #1

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties Picture Quote #1

What the sober man has in his heart, the drunken man has on his lips Picture Quote #1

Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? Picture Quote #1

I didn’t text you - tequila did Picture Quote #1

Avoid hangovers - stay drunk Picture Quote #1

Go home, clock. You’re drunk Picture Quote #1

Go home tree! You are drunk! Picture Quote #1

And then I realized nothing has changed in a thousand years Picture Quote #1

Hi, I’m Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me? Picture Quote #1

When you're too drunk to be in your own selfie Picture Quote #1

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Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk Picture Quote #1

Go home bookshelf, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

A recent drunken Amazon purchase for our cat Picture Quote #1

We go together like drunk and disorderly Picture Quote #1

I'm getting drunk tonight Picture Quote #1

How you think you look like while partying hard. How you actually look like Picture Quote #1

Here’s to blacking out! Picture Quote #1

One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM Picture Quote #1

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If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk (Drunk Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Drunk Quotes) Irish yoga (Drunk Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Drunk Quotes) Write drunk. Edit sober (Drunk Quotes) The more you ignore me, the more drunk I get (Drunk Quotes) I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man (Drunk Quotes) In dog beers i've only had one (Drunk Quotes) Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you (Drunk Quotes) Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Drunk Quotes) I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties (Drunk Quotes) What the sober man has in his heart, the drunken man has on his lips (Drunk Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks? (Drunk Quotes) I didn’t text you - tequila did (Drunk Quotes) Avoid hangovers - stay drunk (Drunk Quotes) Go home, clock. You’re drunk (Drunk Quotes) Go home tree! You are drunk! (Drunk Quotes) And then I realized nothing has changed in a thousand years (Drunk Quotes) Hi, I’m Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me? (Drunk Quotes) When you're too drunk to be in your own selfie (Drunk Quotes) The "Tooth Fairy" was a little drunk last night (Drunk Quotes) Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Drunk Quotes) For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk (Drunk Quotes) Go home bookshelf, you're drunk (Drunk Quotes) A recent drunken Amazon purchase for our cat (Drunk Quotes) We go together like drunk and disorderly (Drunk Quotes) I'm getting drunk tonight (Drunk Quotes) How you think you look like while partying hard. How you actually look like (Drunk Quotes) Here’s to blacking out! (Drunk Quotes) One drink and we go home. 5:45 AM (Drunk Quotes)

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