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I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm pretty. So there's no way I could be a size 2. God had to be fair (Funny Clever Quotes)
That’s what (Funny Clever Quotes)
“You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” (Funny Clever Quotes)
I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode (Funny Clever Quotes)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny Clever Quotes)
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Clever Quotes)
Me (Funny Clever Quotes)
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Funny Clever Quotes)
I'm smarter than you're (Funny Clever Quotes)
I miss you like an idiot misses the point (Funny Clever Quotes)
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself (Funny Clever Quotes)
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Clever Quotes)
If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? (Funny Clever Quotes)
If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Clever Quotes)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Clever Quotes)
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Funny Clever Quotes)