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Funny Diet Quotes

Diet starts next week Picture Quote #1

in the morning i'm like

Just one more.. then I start my diet Picture Quote #1

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week Picture Quote #1

What you eat in private you wear in public Picture Quote #1

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand Picture Quote #1

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They forgot my diet coke Picture Quote #1

New Year’s resolution. Option A: Lose weight. Option B: Buy a bigger basket Picture Quote #1

Lost 30lbs and a cup size Picture Quote #1

Pandas. Proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat Picture Quote #1

Slim fast Picture Quote #1

Girls on diets be like Picture Quote #1

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Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this. Picture Quote #1

I want a hot body... but I also want tacos Picture Quote #1

Remember diet. Remember diet. Remember diet Picture Quote #1

I’ll never eat again, I’m so fat Picture Quote #1

You’re not welcome here, go away! Picture Quote #1

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Diet coke? Now I can eat anything Picture Quote #1

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie Picture Quote #1

And a diet coke Picture Quote #1

Walking down the junk food aisle like Picture Quote #1

Walk away fatty. You Picture Quote #1

I’m on a seafood diet. I eat everything I see Picture Quote #1

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And a diet Pepsi. Don’t wanna get fat Picture Quote #1

Oh salad.. you're so funny! Picture Quote #1

Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug Picture Quote #1

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it Picture Quote #1

See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it Picture Quote #1

Day after cheat meal Picture Quote #1

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Diet starts next week (Funny Diet Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Funny Diet Quotes) Just one more.. then I start my diet (Funny Diet Quotes) Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week (Funny Diet Quotes) What you eat in private you wear in public (Funny Diet Quotes) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand (Funny Diet Quotes) They forgot my diet coke (Funny Diet Quotes) New Year’s resolution. Option A: Lose weight. Option B: Buy a bigger basket (Funny Diet Quotes) Lost 30lbs and a cup size (Funny Diet Quotes) Pandas. Proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat (Funny Diet Quotes) Slim fast (Funny Diet Quotes) Girls on diets be like (Funny Diet Quotes) Now I can get fat (Funny Diet Quotes) Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this. (Funny Diet Quotes) I want a hot body... but I also want tacos (Funny Diet Quotes) Remember diet. Remember diet. Remember diet (Funny Diet Quotes) I’ll never eat again, I’m so fat (Funny Diet Quotes) You’re not welcome here, go away! (Funny Diet Quotes) Diet coke? Now I can eat anything (Funny Diet Quotes) There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie (Funny Diet Quotes) And a diet coke (Funny Diet Quotes) Walking down the junk food aisle like (Funny Diet Quotes) Walk away fatty. You (Funny Diet Quotes) I’m on a seafood diet. I eat everything I see (Funny Diet Quotes) And a diet Pepsi. Don’t wanna get fat (Funny Diet Quotes) Oh salad.. you're so funny! (Funny Diet Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug (Funny Diet Quotes) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it (Funny Diet Quotes) See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it (Funny Diet Quotes) Day after cheat meal (Funny Diet Quotes)

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