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Funny Mother Quotes

Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world Picture Quote #1

Nice try, mom Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom Picture Quote #1

His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding Picture Quote #1

Motherhood. When going to the supermarket alone becomes a vacation Picture Quote #1

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Moms be like “you’ve got something in the mail today” Picture Quote #1

Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? Because, deep down, they really are very nice people Picture Quote #1

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

I know a first time parent when I see one Picture Quote #1

Position open. Well played mom Picture Quote #1

Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey Picture Quote #1

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How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting Picture Quote #1

Did I really just call my teacher mom Picture Quote #1

When your mom calls you by your full name Picture Quote #1

I don't think you understand mom. I need lightup shoes so I can run faster Picture Quote #1

Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break Picture Quote #1

Mama didn't raise no fool Picture Quote #1

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Mothers! Even when they're wrong... they're right! Picture Quote #1

How my mother makes dinner. How I make dinner Picture Quote #1

Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love Picture Quote #1

How my mother folds. How I fold Picture Quote #1

The

Moms are like.. thank the Lord it's bedtime Picture Quote #1

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Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything one-handed Picture Quote #1

It’s from my mother. What is it? It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me Picture Quote #1

The phrase

You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren’t my mother. Me too Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry kids, mom doesn’t have a favorite. You all annoy me equally Picture Quote #1

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Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world (Funny Mother Quotes) Nice try, mom (Funny Mother Quotes) But mooooom (Funny Mother Quotes) Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom (Funny Mother Quotes) His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding (Funny Mother Quotes) Motherhood. When going to the supermarket alone becomes a vacation (Funny Mother Quotes) Moms be like “you’ve got something in the mail today” (Funny Mother Quotes) Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? Because, deep down, they really are very nice people (Funny Mother Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Funny Mother Quotes) I know a first time parent when I see one (Funny Mother Quotes) Position open. Well played mom (Funny Mother Quotes) Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey (Funny Mother Quotes) How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting (Funny Mother Quotes) Did I really just call my teacher mom (Funny Mother Quotes) When your mom calls you by your full name (Funny Mother Quotes) I don't think you understand mom. I need lightup shoes so I can run faster (Funny Mother Quotes) Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break (Funny Mother Quotes) Mama didn't raise no fool (Funny Mother Quotes) Mothers! Even when they're wrong... they're right! (Funny Mother Quotes) How my mother makes dinner. How I make dinner (Funny Mother Quotes) Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Mother Quotes) How my mother folds. How I fold (Funny Mother Quotes) The "first time mom" look (Funny Mother Quotes) Moms are like.. thank the Lord it's bedtime (Funny Mother Quotes) Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything one-handed (Funny Mother Quotes) It’s from my mother. What is it? It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me (Funny Mother Quotes) The phrase "working mother" is redundant (Funny Mother Quotes) You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren’t my mother. Me too (Funny Mother Quotes) Don’t worry kids, mom doesn’t have a favorite. You all annoy me equally (Funny Mother Quotes)

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