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Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye Picture Quote #1

All the bacon and eggs Picture Quote #1

There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water. That's lying about being milk Picture Quote #2

Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not Picture Quote #1

Sir, I’m talking to you Picture Quote #1

You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats Picture Quote #1

Love? Love fades way. But, things? Things are forever Picture Quote #1

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes Picture Quote #1

I relish your wit. Well, I salsa your face Picture Quote #1

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor Picture Quote #1

I regret nothing. The end Picture Quote #1

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake Picture Quote #1

Not to worry, I have a permit. I can do what I want. Ron Picture Quote #1

Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries Picture Quote #1

Am I interrupting anything important? Impossible, I work for the government Picture Quote #1

I can't go because I don't want to Picture Quote #1

There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats Picture Quote #2

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party Picture Quote #1

Friends: One to three is sufficient Picture Quote #1

Meat Picture Quote #1

Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs Picture Quote #1

I like not to get involved in these matters, or any matters, of any nature Picture Quote #1

Please refrain from discussing feelings in the vicinity of the meat Picture Quote #1

Don't even care Picture Quote #1

Never half-ass two things whole-ass one thing Picture Quote #1

If it doesn't have meat... it's a snack Picture Quote #1

I have goose bumps. Feel Picture Quote #1

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets Picture Quote #1

The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards Picture Quote #1

Treat yo self Picture Quote #1

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Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) All the bacon and eggs (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water. That's lying about being milk (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Sir, I’m talking to you (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Love? Love fades way. But, things? Things are forever (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I relish your wit. Well, I salsa your face (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I regret nothing. The end (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Not to worry, I have a permit. I can do what I want. Ron (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Am I interrupting anything important? Impossible, I work for the government (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I can't go because I don't want to (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Friends: One to three is sufficient (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Meat (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I like not to get involved in these matters, or any matters, of any nature (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Please refrain from discussing feelings in the vicinity of the meat (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Don't even care (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Never half-ass two things whole-ass one thing (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) If it doesn't have meat... it's a snack (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) I have goose bumps. Feel (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes) Treat yo self (Parks And Recreation TV Show Quotes)

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