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Pee Quotes

Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore Picture Quote #1

To pee or not to pee Picture Quote #1

Check for murderer. Then pee Picture Quote #1

Excuse me... I have to pee pee Picture Quote #1

How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away Picture Quote #1

My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee Picture Quote #1

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One day you will reach the handle and we can both go out to pee Picture Quote #1

When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee Picture Quote #1

What are you doing? You can't pee without me Picture Quote #1

Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage Picture Quote #1

Good lord, I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't someone just pee directly on me Picture Quote #1

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Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? Picture Quote #1

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love Picture Quote #1

I offered to pee on him, but they said no Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink Picture Quote #1

Never make a decision when you need to pee Picture Quote #1

I do everything faster when I have to pee Picture Quote #1

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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner Picture Quote #1

I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee Picture Quote #1

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining Picture Quote #1

It’s very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I’m actually taking a pee at the time Picture Quote #1

Trav, if you cross us -- I know. You’ll get me. I’ll try not to pee all over myself in terror Picture Quote #1

It’s a great thing about being pregnant - you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat Picture Quote #1

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When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn’t figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats Picture Quote #1

I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then you rushed, and hopefully, if you’re going to the kitchen for a snack, you’ll be back before so you don’t miss a line. If your sister sneezed or was talking over a line, there was no way of knowing what that line was or what the joke was Picture Quote #1

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee. You know, incase there is a murderer Picture Quote #1

People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer - they just like to pee a lot Picture Quote #1

He looked like such a Republican. He dressed like Pee - Wee Herman. But had I known what he had done when I was reading about him, I might have thought different Picture Quote #1

What if I’m 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear and everybody else is married! Picture Quote #1

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Too tired to get up to pee. Need to pee so bad I can’t fall asleep anymore (Pee Quotes) To pee or not to pee (Pee Quotes) Check for murderer. Then pee (Pee Quotes) Excuse me... I have to pee pee (Pee Quotes) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Pee Quotes) My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Pee Quotes) One day you will reach the handle and we can both go out to pee (Pee Quotes) When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee (Pee Quotes) What are you doing? You can't pee without me (Pee Quotes) Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee (Pee Quotes) Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage (Pee Quotes) Good lord, I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't someone just pee directly on me (Pee Quotes) Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? (Pee Quotes) Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love (Pee Quotes) I offered to pee on him, but they said no (Pee Quotes) Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink (Pee Quotes) Never make a decision when you need to pee (Pee Quotes) I do everything faster when I have to pee (Pee Quotes) Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner (Pee Quotes) I feel like I might start crying and that I’m going to cry pee (Pee Quotes) Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining (Pee Quotes) It’s very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I’m actually taking a pee at the time (Pee Quotes) Trav, if you cross us -- I know. You’ll get me. I’ll try not to pee all over myself in terror. (Pee Quotes) It’s a great thing about being pregnant - you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat (Pee Quotes) When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn’t figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats. (Pee Quotes) I remember being a kid, and if you had to pee, well, you had to hold it until the commercial break. Then you rushed, and hopefully, if you’re going to the kitchen for a snack, you’ll be back before so you don’t miss a line. If your sister sneezed or was talking over a line, there was no way of knowing what that line was or what the joke was. (Pee Quotes) I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee. You know, incase there is a murderer (Pee Quotes) People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer - they just like to pee a lot (Pee Quotes) He looked like such a Republican. He dressed like Pee - Wee Herman. But had I known what he had done when I was reading about him, I might have thought different (Pee Quotes) What if I’m 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear and everybody else is married! (Pee Quotes)

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