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Penis Quotes

If you think I'm

I can just about see your penis now Picture Quote #1

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time Picture Quote #1

I’m not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you Picture Quote #1

Teenage boys be like Picture Quote #1

Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles Picture Quote #1

Girlfriend is angry Picture Quote #1

The road less traveled.. by every man in the history of ever Picture Quote #1

Oh this looks interesting. I’ll just click.. and it’s a penis Picture Quote #1

I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare Picture Quote #1

We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis Picture Quote #1

How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches Picture Quote #1

Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger Picture Quote #1

Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this Picture Quote #1

Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity Picture Quote #1

I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis Picture Quote #1

It's a penis, Margo said, in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big Picture Quote #1

Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm Picture Quote #1

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis Picture Quote #1

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1

Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared Picture Quote #1

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope Picture Quote #1

I’m the kinda guy that just needs to be slayin’ babes with my meat sword Picture Quote #1

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long Picture Quote #1

Between the penis and the mathematical one... There exists nothing. Nothing! It is a vacuum Picture Quote #1

Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do Picture Quote #1

Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It’s the dance of love between a penis and vagina Picture Quote #1

There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone Picture Quote #1

My work cuts like a steel blade at the base of a man’s penis Picture Quote #1

Sorry I chafed the upper shaft of your penis Picture Quote #1

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If you think I'm "too big" for you, then I assume you don't have the proper equipment for the job anyway (Penis Quotes) I can just about see your penis now (Penis Quotes) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time (Penis Quotes) I’m not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you (Penis Quotes) Teenage boys be like (Penis Quotes) Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles (Penis Quotes) Girlfriend is angry (Penis Quotes) The road less traveled.. by every man in the history of ever (Penis Quotes) Oh this looks interesting. I’ll just click.. and it’s a penis (Penis Quotes) I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare (Penis Quotes) We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis (Penis Quotes) How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches (Penis Quotes) Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger (Penis Quotes) Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this (Penis Quotes) Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity (Penis Quotes) I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis (Penis Quotes) It's a penis, Margo said, in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big (Penis Quotes) Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm (Penis Quotes) Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis (Penis Quotes) You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis (Penis Quotes) Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared (Penis Quotes) Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope (Penis Quotes) I’m the kinda guy that just needs to be slayin’ babes with my meat sword (Penis Quotes) Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long (Penis Quotes) Between the penis and the mathematical one... There exists nothing. Nothing! It is a vacuum (Penis Quotes) Women don't suffer from penis envy. Men do (Penis Quotes) Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It’s the dance of love between a penis and vagina (Penis Quotes) There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone (Penis Quotes) My work cuts like a steel blade at the base of a man’s penis (Penis Quotes) Sorry I chafed the upper shaft of your penis (Penis Quotes)

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