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Toaster Quotes

Burn bread every day boy, no toaster Picture Quote #1

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster Picture Quote #1

Never put a sock in a toaster Picture Quote #1

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs Picture Quote #1

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness Picture Quote #1

In the long run, everything is a toaster Picture Quote #1

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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late Picture Quote #1

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast Picture Quote #1

Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you’d be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens Picture Quote #1

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented Picture Quote #1

AI does not keep me up at night. Almost no one is working on conscious machines. Deep learning algorithms, or Google search, or Facebook personalization, or Siri or self driving cars or Watson, those have the same relationship to conscious machines as a toaster does to a chess-playing computer Picture Quote #1

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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other’s nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings Picture Quote #1

Today’s scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? Picture Quote #1

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio Picture Quote #1

And we’ve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding Picture Quote #1

My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn’t designing a house for your parents or yourself, a museum, or a toaster, or a book, or whatever. The big design problem is designing your life. It’s by the design of your life that you create the backboard off which you bounce all your thoughts and ideas and creativity. You have to decide what it is that you want to do each day Picture Quote #1

When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you draw or what you design is really a culmination of everything that you’ve seen and done in your life previous to that point Picture Quote #1

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I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn’t please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user Picture Quote #1

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month Picture Quote #1

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster Picture Quote #1

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio Picture Quote #1

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio Picture Quote #1

The television set in American homes is like the toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time Picture Quote #1

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Burn bread every day boy, no toaster (Toaster Quotes) If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster (Toaster Quotes) Never put a sock in a toaster (Toaster Quotes) When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs (Toaster Quotes) Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness (Toaster Quotes) In the long run, everything is a toaster (Toaster Quotes) Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late (Toaster Quotes) Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast (Toaster Quotes) Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you’d be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens. (Toaster Quotes) Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime (Toaster Quotes) I don’t want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented. (Toaster Quotes) AI does not keep me up at night. Almost no one is working on conscious machines. Deep learning algorithms, or Google search, or Facebook personalization, or Siri or self driving cars or Watson, those have the same relationship to conscious machines as a toaster does to a chess-playing computer. (Toaster Quotes) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other’s nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings (Toaster Quotes) Today’s scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? (Toaster Quotes) I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio (Toaster Quotes) And we’ve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding (Toaster Quotes) My opening line to my students, and a recurring theme in my classes, was that the big design problem isn’t designing a house for your parents or yourself, a museum, or a toaster, or a book, or whatever. The big design problem is designing your life. It’s by the design of your life that you create the backboard off which you bounce all your thoughts and ideas and creativity. You have to decide what it is that you want to do each day (Toaster Quotes) When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you draw or what you design is really a culmination of everything that you’ve seen and done in your life previous to that point (Toaster Quotes) I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn’t please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user (Toaster Quotes) I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month (Toaster Quotes) I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster (Toaster Quotes) I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio (Toaster Quotes) I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio (Toaster Quotes) The television set in American homes is like the toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time (Toaster Quotes)