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Waiter Quotes

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it Picture Quote #1

Haughty, adj. Proud and disdainful, like a waiter Picture Quote #1

... Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make Picture Quote #1

A critic at best is a waiter at the great table of literature Picture Quote #1

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers Picture Quote #1

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye Picture Quote #1

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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter Picture Quote #1

Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant Picture Quote #1

How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person Picture Quote #1

A good setter is like a waiter Picture Quote #1

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour Picture Quote #1

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter Picture Quote #1

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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me Picture Quote #1

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian? Picture Quote #1

I’m almost 40, so it’s an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I’ll be a waiter. Awesome Picture Quote #1

I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People were not exactly surprised to see me going in the field Picture Quote #1

I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system Picture Quote #1

If I can’t eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, ‘Is everything all right, Madam?’, I tell them that I’m on a diet Picture Quote #1

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My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they’re right behind the plate, I mean, they’re amazing, food and waiter service, which is insane Picture Quote #1

I have been working since I was 20, and I’m 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20’s making $10,000 a year Picture Quote #1

I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There’s nothing better than a boiled egg with toast Picture Quote #1

When I was 18, I lived in Greenwich Village, New York, for nine months. At that time, I wanted to change the world, not through architecture, but through painting. I lived the artist’s life, mingling with poets and writers, and working as a waiter. I was intrigued by the aliveness of the city Picture Quote #1

I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn’t be able to keep the order straight. I’m not much of a multi-tasker Picture Quote #1

I was not a great bartender, but I did OK. I wasn’t great at being efficient behind the bar, but I was pretty great at talking to people. I was a pretty good waiter. It was painstaking to get me to care about the clientele of some of these places I was working at Picture Quote #1

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There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again Picture Quote #1

If you’re a waiter, the worst thing you can do is go to work resenting your job. This will sound trite - but it’s the reality, and part of my personality - yet when I was a waiter, I tried to be the best waiter, and when I was a bingo-caller I tried to be the best bingo-caller Picture Quote #1

Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I’ll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I’ll get better service. If I’m at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade Picture Quote #1

Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, ‘Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors do.’ But after a year of not getting work, there’s this really difficult conflict, like, ‘Do I have to go back to being a waiter when people recognize me from a show?’ Picture Quote #1

A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it’s not like that at all. It doesn’t feel safe, and I didn’t really go out at night Picture Quote #1

He was deferential, ingratiating, concerned for your pleasure, like a waiter with a tray of French pastry in his hand Picture Quote #1

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The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it (Waiter Quotes) Haughty, adj. Proud and disdainful, like a waiter (Waiter Quotes) ... Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make (Waiter Quotes) A critic at best is a waiter at the great table of literature (Waiter Quotes) Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers (Waiter Quotes) Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye (Waiter Quotes) A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter (Waiter Quotes) Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant (Waiter Quotes) How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person (Waiter Quotes) A good setter is like a waiter (Waiter Quotes) I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour (Waiter Quotes) I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter (Waiter Quotes) With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. (Waiter Quotes) Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian? (Waiter Quotes) I’m almost 40, so it’s an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I’ll be a waiter. Awesome (Waiter Quotes) I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get paid. People were not exactly surprised to see me going in the field (Waiter Quotes) I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system (Waiter Quotes) If I can’t eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, ‘Is everything all right, Madam?’, I tell them that I’m on a diet. (Waiter Quotes) My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they’re right behind the plate, I mean, they’re amazing, food and waiter service, which is insane. (Waiter Quotes) I have been working since I was 20, and I’m 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20’s making $10,000 a year. (Waiter Quotes) I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There’s nothing better than a boiled egg with toast. (Waiter Quotes) When I was 18, I lived in Greenwich Village, New York, for nine months. At that time, I wanted to change the world, not through architecture, but through painting. I lived the artist’s life, mingling with poets and writers, and working as a waiter. I was intrigued by the aliveness of the city. (Waiter Quotes) I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn’t be able to keep the order straight. I’m not much of a multi-tasker. (Waiter Quotes) I was not a great bartender, but I did OK. I wasn’t great at being efficient behind the bar, but I was pretty great at talking to people. I was a pretty good waiter. It was painstaking to get me to care about the clientele of some of these places I was working at. (Waiter Quotes) There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again (Waiter Quotes) If you’re a waiter, the worst thing you can do is go to work resenting your job. This will sound trite - but it’s the reality, and part of my personality - yet when I was a waiter, I tried to be the best waiter, and when I was a bingo-caller I tried to be the best bingo-caller. (Waiter Quotes) Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I’ll go to the black ticket agent. I hope they notice me because I’ll get better service. If I’m at a restaurant, I look for the black waiter. Rent-a-Car, give you the upgrade. (Waiter Quotes) Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, ‘Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors do.’ But after a year of not getting work, there’s this really difficult conflict, like, ‘Do I have to go back to being a waiter when people recognize me from a show?’ (Waiter Quotes) A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it’s not like that at all. It doesn’t feel safe, and I didn’t really go out at night. (Waiter Quotes) He was deferential, ingratiating, concerned for your pleasure, like a waiter with a tray of French pastry in his hand (Waiter Quotes)

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